Call us petty or dramatic, but naming my ex-boyfriend after a cockroach is the best Valentine’s Day gift I could ever give myself!
The Bronx Zoo in New York is offering bitter ex-boyfriends and girlfriends that chance to “Name a Roach” for Valentine’s Day. For just $15, you can have a living Madagascar hissing cockroach with the name of your choice.
You could also get one named after your current lover if they are into bugs, but I think that may be a little too much.
You are probably now thinking of other types of insects that would better suit your ex, but a cockroach is the perfect bug. They don’t seem to go away no matter how hard you try and can live for almost a month without food, 2 weeks without water, and up to 1 week without a head.
Just fill out this online form and you’ll be emailed a certificate verifying your newly named cockroach.
Chris Winters is an avid writer who also loves to hunt ghosts when she’s not at her keyboard. Although she once saw someone walking towards her with a sheet over their head, she’s yet to confirm that they exist.